slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

continent:

yeah i burn a lot of calories scrolling through my dashboard 

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kingxperez:

Hm

missbrocks:

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

Hahahahaahha

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways.

Unknown (via housewifeswag)

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

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  • me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight